The Cave

We stare at each other for a few moments. Our eyes locked. “Oh, my—”

“You’re still here,” he says over me.

“—God.” I look around one more time.

1. (Cave?) filled with…

2. Super bike

3. Suped-up muscle car

4. Giant flat screen phone-chat

5. Computers everywhere

6. Robot?

7. Some kind of science lab

A few loud beeps interrupt my list. “Online,” a female voice says from the ceiling. A pause, and then, “There has been a breach.” A holograph in the form of a woman appears in the middle of the cave and I can only assume this is

8. Sheila, apparently back online

I look around a little more and spy… not a cape, thank God, but a… a…

9. Helicopter, parked at the far end of the enormous cavern

And then, I get the perfect list after all, because I see…

10. Guns.

No, they are more than mere guns. I know my way around a gun and these are—

“What the fuck are you doing here, gun girl? I thought we parted back in the forest.”

“Oh, my God,” I repeat. “You’re Batman.”

The Cave

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